When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he’s an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she’s an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely decorate the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they’re a-holes. So it’s only natural to want to kill them sometimes. Of course you can’t because you’d go to prison, and then you’d really never get to poop alone again. Plus, there’s that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing.I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you’ll wish you were wearing a diaper.  
What people are saying about I Heart My LIttle A-Holes

Crass, inappropriate and absolutely hysterical. In other words, absolutely everything you could want in a parenting book and more.
—Jill Smokler, New York Times bestselling author of ​Confessions ​of A Scary Mommy

Reading [Alpert's] stories will make you laugh so hard, your genitals will probably fall off and your head will explode. —Nicole Knepper of Moms Who Drink and Swear

I'm counting reading your book as exercise. I probably burned 1,000 calories laughing.

-Lisa Beck


Just read your "serious chapter" in the book. Very brave of you to put that out there. Nice of you to help some women feel not so alone too. 
​Didn't know you had that seriousness in you. Loving the book!

-Chrissy Maher Roberts


I just finished reading your book. I just have to say that you rock! I loved it and can't wait to buy copies for Christmas gifts!

-Jessica Gablin


Karen Alpert is the writer of the popular blog Baby Sideburns. You may have seen some of her more viral posts like “Ten Things I Really F’ing Want for Mother’s Day,” “Daddy Sticker Chart” and “What NOT to F’ing Buy My Kids this Holiday.” Or you may know her from her Facebook page that has over 130,000 followers. She lives with her two amazing kiddos and very forgiving husband. 
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